Who is Xenu?
I'm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting
comfortably? Right, then I'll begin.
Once upon a time (75
million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named
Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including
our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All
of the 76 planets he controlled were
overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get
rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete
control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal
Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he
called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead
given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyze them. Then they were
put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket
motors instead of propellers). These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth
where the paralyzed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their
hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs
were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same
time and everyone was killed.
The story doesn't end
there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then
you have to trick souls into not coming back again.
So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the
nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in
electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured
all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas.
There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that
told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they
were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the
story this process is called "implanting".
When the films ended and
the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since
they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They
clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living
bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal
Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of
the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and
Xenu is still alive today.
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is
full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a
free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money
to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it
was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.
Well what did you think of that story?
What? You didn't like it? Well
neither do we. However, this
story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew
about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is
told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that
you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make
them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this
(or you have to work very hard for the organization on extremely low pay for
We are telling you this story as a warning. If you
become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes
open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.
Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics*
centers and so called "Churches" of Scientology do not know this story since
they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret "upper" levels of
Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they
ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it
to those people who are joining Scientology.
Part of the first page of the secret OT
III document in L. Ron Hubbard's own handwriting
Now you have read this you know their
big secret. Don't let us put you off joining though.
* Dianetics and Scientology are trademarks
of the Religious Technology Center.